Here are some... ironic anagrams...

1. Dormitory: Dirty Room
2. Schoolmaster: The classroom
3. Elvis: Lives
4. Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
5. Western Union: No Wire Unsent
6. The Country Side: No City Dust Here
7. Desperation: A Rope Ends It
8. The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
9. Slot Machines: Cash Lost in'em
10. Conversation: Voices Rant On
11. Heavy Rain: Hire a Navy
12. Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
13. Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
14. Funeral: Real Fun
15. Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
16. A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
17. Statue of Liberty: Built to Stay Free
18. Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
19. Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
20. David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
21. Howard Stern: Retard Shown
22. Debit card: Bad Credit
23. Pepperoni Pasta: Pepper On It, ASAP!
24. A stick of chewing gum: thing of magic we suck
25. Tootsie Rolls: Its loser loot
28. Sexual healing (the song): Exiles anal hug
29. Punishment: nine thumps
30. Comfort is: microsoft
31. Garbage Man: Bag Manager
32. Hello Kitty: Kill The Toy
33. Hibernates: The bear's in
34. Precaution: I put on care
35. Truth is: it hurts
36. You can tell I'm bored: Emotionally curbed
37. Prostitute: Tourist pet
38. Astronomer: Moon starer
39. Friday Thirteen: Terrify Then Die




~REVerse